It was such a treat to stumble into a delusional feminist post on Tik Tok.

She said " women have to deal with pregnancy, periods and menopause. What do men have to deal with"

I responded: 

😍 I am so glad you asked ❤️.

the entire country electrical, transportation, oil and plumbing infrastructure.

the entire national security so all you lazy women don't have to fight off China communist. and every law enforcement entity in this country because of men you are welcome

Pearl and Doug MPA 

Shout out to those two, but they were talking about deadbeat moms and I thought the 90s term scrub involved guys like a loser guy but then I thought what was the opposite of that and I remember in 1999 they had a term for that called pigeon 🐦 

No Pigeons

Song by Sporty Thievz ‧ 1999

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by

My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin' five

Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride

But she frontin' like she can't say hi

What?

Tik Tok lady said " if a man asks you out he has to pay"

I responded " no no he doesn't boss babe you make your bag your independent pay for your own crap. men will no longer adhere to traditional roles like paying when you women are 304s😂😂😂.  you want a man to be traditional than you respond in kind be a lady not masculine be nice and submissive and don't have a body count over 5 then you qualify for traditional man treatment. Enjoy feminism " honestly I was pretty happy about this response.

What do y'all think?

I go to my buddies house and drink beers with him and his wife. These are my friends of 20yrs. I love em they love me. Ok so while my buddy cooks BBQ his wife and I drink beers and talk about me being the only single friend and me dating. I tell her " I would like my dates when date 1: she cooks me a meal and rubs my back to demonstrate her value" right after saying that his wife shouts "WHAT IS SHE APPLYING FOR A DAMN JOB WHAT THE HELL" . I said calm down let me finish, date 2: I pick everything, be a gentleman, chivalrous, pay for everything and treat her to dinner and dancing ". Date 3: we chat over if we want to proceed further with the relationship or end it and what our expectations are.

His wife went back to yelling "she's not a damn employee you can't treat women like that". I'm like just calm down what's wrong with men having standards no one is forcing her to do anything if she doesn't like what I say she can walk away and leave anytime. My friends wife is divorced two kids different dads she's short and over weight and sometimes I think because she bosses my friend around she seems pissed that she has no right to tell me anything about my life. Still do you think I was out of line setting an expectation for a woman to cook and demonstrate her caring nature with a back rub?

I thought 🤔 I remembered Pearl saying she was going to have a show today on women's Day